If you ever figure me out, please teach me who I am.
William Chapman  (via moaka)

(Source: williamchapmanwritings)


one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because


Meet me in the fucking pit
James from James and the Giant Peach at one point probably (via dlubes)




Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin

kharabunji has said she felt like a raisin once.

Because it’s a valid feeling!!


This should be the only video on the Internet.